Stephen Colbert has slammed People magazine for robbing 'Sexiest Man Alive' title again from Matthew McConaughey, who earned it in 2005.
The 50-year-old satirist said that People magazine has sullied its reputation as the preeminent supermarket impulse buy in 2014, E! Online reported.
Colbert added that the Australian actor Chris Hemsworth, who is "not even the sexiest Hemsworth alive," is not worth being the "sexiest man" and overshadowing McConaughey.
He insisted that someone has to stand up because there is nothing sexy about the Aussies, whose abs can't even be seen because of that pouch they have in front.
Colbert, who claims that America's declining standards of sexiness is the threat No. 3, continued that the last time he checked, McConaughey is still alive and as God is his witness, he is a man.