The obituary for Terry Ward also says he "escaped this mortal realm" with a belief of that "The Blues Brothers" was the best movie ever.
It recounts how he drove one of his Illinois high school teachers to an early retirement, volunteered to serve in the US Army and worked "39 years of begrudging service" for AT&T.
Jean Lahm said she wrote the obituary for her father with a bit of humor because he "lived to make other people laugh." She said she began writing the obituary Tuesday after the 71- year-old died from a massive stroke.
"I wrote it myself and I didn't tell anyone I was going to make it funny," said Lahm, who added that her family thought the obituary was perfect.
"He cared about the things that truly mattered. A lot of people can relate to that. A lot of people have these great dads that are just like that. Good guys. That's what he was," Lahm said.