Even though Malik, 20, is apparently too busy to marry, other band members Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson are putting their heads together to work out the best bachelor party for the star, reported Dailystar.
"We should just spring it on him one night. All of us pick him up. We could kidnap him, put a bag on his head and make it really real," Payne said.
"And then he'll get there and then it will just be strippers and stuff. We can all dress up in monkey and clown masks. Real guns and real strippers," he added.
Styles said, "We might just throw multiple stag dos.