My name is Bond - Sanskari Bond

As censor board forces James Bond's kissing scenes to be shortened, Twitter showers the board with 'love'.

Even Agent 007, James Bond could not protect himself from the scissors of the Central Board of Film Certification (CBFC) aka Censor Board. The latest Bond flick, Spectre, is the latest victim of the famous censor board scissors. This time the duration of the kissing scenes between Daniel Craig and Italian actress Monica Belucci raised concerns at the board which asked them to be shortened by half.

As per a report on rediff.com, the film has suffered four cuts - two verbal, two visual - before it was as given a U/A certificate by the CBFC. Twitter reacted to this report with humour and a hashtag #SanskariJamesBond appeared soon enough. Tweeters let their creativity flow and James Bond was given a Sanskari avatar. Here are ten of the whackiest Tweets meant for a Sanskari Bond:

 

1. Ghar wapasi

Pic1- Missionary James Bond before Ghar Wapsi Pic2 -- Due 2 Modi ji inspiration #SanskariJamesBond after Ghar Wapsi pic.twitter.com/MhScjZMCqA

— CANeha (@Nk3010Neha) November 18, 2015

2. Indian men climax

There are no long kisses in Indian culture because Indian men climax quickly.

— dorku (@Dorkstar) November 18, 2015

3. Kissing facts for Censor Bond

Kissing facts 4 Censor Board:French kiss moves 20 facial muscles! More interestg facts... @tinucherian @v_shakthi pic.twitter.com/ZXU2ZxKgqr

— Rasheed Kappan (@kappansky) November 19, 2015

4. For James Bond Women

Left: James Bond Girl Right: #SanskariJamesBond Girl pic.twitter.com/JhOZJ8jXaT

— Anand Ranganathan (@ARangarajan1972) November 18, 2015

5. The Maryada Bond
 

The name's bond.. Maryada Purushottam James Bond!! #SanskariJamesBond

— Tushar Acharya (@GujjuComedian) November 19, 2015

6. The Sanskari Bond Drink

#SanskariJamesBond Chikoo and milk. Shaken, not stirred.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) November 18, 2015

7. The Bond travel kit

#SanskariJamesBond Travel Kit. pic.twitter.com/62rKbAiymg

— Anand Ranganathan (@ARangarajan1972) November 18, 2015

 

8. Bond gadgets

#SanskariJamesBond Q- James, here are your new gadgets. Pack of Agarbattis, box of dhoop and Anup Jalota CD

— Gappistan Radio (@GappistanRadio) November 18, 2015

 

9. Mere pass M hai

Pic 1 : M as Head of MI6 in James Bond Series. Pic 2: M as Head of MotherIndia6(MI6) in #SanskariJamesBond pic.twitter.com/8EXyYAbriY

— N33R4J (@_N33R4J_) November 18, 2015

 

10. The Bond weapon
 

Weapon of #SanskariJamesBond pic.twitter.com/xzNzdJkimv

— Patakha Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) November 18, 2015