Everton footballer Sylvain Distin had a three-year fling with a blonde claiming to be a milkman, it has been revealed.
The footie ace later claimed that he was a professional tennis player and a cyclist, the Sun reported.
When trusting Katie Hulne saw a snap of the 45,000 pound-a-week French defender in his kit, he said that it was his twin.
And, when she finally discovered he had a long-term partner, he lied that they were only together for the sake of their daughter.