A Danish artist has used his flaccid penis as a brush and some quality paints to paint Kim Kardashian's 'Break the Internet' naked snap featuring her oiled-up butt.
Uwe Max Jensen, who painted the naked masterpiece on an 11x15 inch canvas, said that he has a very skilled penis, art-wise, the Daily Star reported.
Jensen, who was banned from a museum for peeing in a water sculpture and saying it was a performance, said that if one is ill-equipped, it is difficult to reproduce the small details, but if one is well-endowed, it is easier to produce a better painting.
Jensen, who only took 10 hours to paint the portrait, had some practise as this is his second penis painting, his first being a portrait of a Danish politician.
He added that hi penis is an organ and he needs it to reproduce, and for sex and joy, but he can also use it in his art, and that's joyful for him on more levels.