Check-in of a different kind

The quality of toilet paper in our house fluctuates depending on the hotels we have returned from

It wasn’t till a packet of toilet rolls, ordered online, was delivered at home that it dawned on my wife that we hadn’t been on a holiday for some time. “It’s so shameful,” she said to me, “to be out of toilet paper.” This is usually easily remedied in most homes by ordering a supply from the neighbourhood kirana, but in my wife’s case it involved extraordinary logistics that began with checking into a hotel. On standard instructions, her assistant packs a small suitcase with her clothes within a larger one, which means she checks in with one bag but