Heady days

Varun Gandhi’s sudden fame has him gasping for breath. The Gandhi scion often refers to himself in the third person, and comes up with sentences like ‘Meri itni demand hai ki mere pass khane ka samay nahin hain’ (I’m so much in demand, I don’t even have enough time to eat); other gems include ‘Varun Gandhi ab Modi sey bhi bada leader ho gaya hai’ (Varun Gandhi is now a bigger leader than Modi).