Memo from architect: "With reference to the land for building six cottages in Majkhali, please note the incline of the slope means half the cottages will have not a view of the Himalayas. Is this all right?" |
Frantic SMS from travel agent, photographer, film maker and bureaucrat's wife (since the bureaucrat does not know how to use mobile): "Tell him it isn't." |
E-mail from self to all others: "Since there appears to be a problem with the site and Himalayan views cannot be guaranteed for all, can we opt for a draw of lots?" |
Private phone call from bureaucrat's wife: "Since we originally identified the site, we should have first call on choice of cottages, the rest to be shared by others?" |
Fax from promoter: "It is possible to provide more land towards top of site, but cost will be extra." |
SMS from everyone: "No way." |
Visit by film maker: "If the others are being pricey, why don't you and I grab the land and start building?" |
Registered letter from travel agent: "Forget six cottages, why don't we develop two that everyone can rent by turns?" |
Whispered conversation between wife and self: "If we get the cottage at the bottom of the slope, you make sure we opt out." |
Slip from builder, on likely costs of construction: "Anything between Rs 600 and Rs 900 per square foot." |
Message from friendly architect (number two, and not part of commune): "Nothing less than Rs 1,800 per square foot, and in all likelihood Rs 2,000 per square foot." |
Urgent SMS from travel agent: "Count me out." |
Urgent rejoinder from film maker: "Can I pick up his extra land?" |
Phone call from bureaucrat (who doesn't put anything down in writing): "We should wait till more decide to leave, and then we can have the land to ourselves." |
Phone call from bureaucrat's wife: "We can't afford the extra land. In fact, we can't afford any land, so we're out." Immediate visit by bureaucrat: "We're in." |
Consultation with friendly architect: "Rs 900 per square foot is a good ballpoint figure, but if you want solar panels and built-in wardrobes, calculate Rs 1,200 per square foot." |
Phone call from bureaucrat's wife: "We're still out." Followed by phone call from bureaucrat; "We're still in." |
SMS from film maker: "Can I buy anyone out?" |
Report by architect: "I guess I could fit all the houses on top, next to each other, and develop gardens on the slope below." |
Angry note from photographer's wife: "Is he kidding?" |
E-mail from developer: "Are you still interested, or can I sell to someone else?" |
Overlapping SMS messages from all others to self: "He can't do that, he's committed to us." |
Aside by bureaucrat's wife: "We might be in, and we might not be in. Don't count on us, but don't leave us out." |
Long-distance call from photographer: "Why not build a kibbutz and share costs?" |
Visit by film maker: "Those who don't agree to build immediately as per the original plan should all be out." |
SMS from self to all others: "Draw of lots for the cottages on Sunday. Please confirm attendance." |
Message from architect: "Okay, if I get top-most cottage." Reply from travel agent: "Let's keep it between ourselves and load the draw in our favour." |
Phone call from photographer: "I won't take it on the slope." SMS from film maker: "Forget the draw, I'll take it all." Visit by bureaucrat and theatre-person: "We're in, we're out, we're in, we're out..." |
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