If there is one person who is not complaining about the spurt in scams, it is the tea stall owner outside the CBI headquarters in central Delhi. Since the central investigation agency is currently responsible for investigating most of the headline-grabbing scams from the Commonwealth Games to 2G, journalists have been staking out the building en masse everyday. The CBI canteen operates on restricted hours, as a result of which the tea stall has suddenly acquired an expanded market for tea and bread omelette. That probably makes him the only “legitimate” gainer from the scams.