The chaotic stock market has inevitably generated its brand of black humour within the investing community. Take this text message that is doing the rounds. It says, "Considering the current turmoil in the capital markets, the Analysts' Glossary stands revised:
BSE: Bombay se exit
NSE: Nation se exit
F/O: Future over
Nifty: No income for this year
FII: Fraudulent international investors
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PMS: Pre-meditated scam
SIP: Suicide by investing patiently
EBITDA: Exit before it tumbles down again"
