India being India, you have to fill out 17 different kinds of paperwork to join a library, but you can get serious medication from a pharmacy without a prescription
If voters think that they're already in charge, it's because voters, bombarded by advertising, tend to respond with all the will and critical distance of junkies
People who can't change a lightbulb are chatting blithely about transponders and ACARS and the $10 Swift upgrade that Malaysian Airlines never bothered with
This election year is apparently going to consist of all thinking Indians picking a camp and defending it until their decaying corpses start stinking the place up
Parents sometimes mutter imprecations amongst themselves, but the conversation handed down to prospective parents mostly elides the warts of parenting
Recently, an Ethiopian Airlines flight was hijacked by its own co-pilot when the captain went to the loo, and then the hijacker diverted to Geneva and threatened to crash the plane unless he was given
The men who wear scarves around their ears rather than their necks, men you send off to the store when the storekeeper says 'Send a man', have suddenly become extremely visible and also rather noisy